25 Of The Funniest Tweets About Married Life (Sept. 1–14)

Husband: “Today’s the first time that I‘ve noticed you’ve aged..”

Me: (raises eyebrow)

Husband: “You’re handsome, you just look more like a father who works in senior management and not a guy going to music festivals with his mates”

I’m now sobbing into my anti age cream..

— Steve 🏳️‍🌈 (@papaneedscoffee) September 13, 2020

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