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My son said he made “Tier 100” on Fortnite, so I asked him, “But are you Tier 100 in your schoolwork?” and just like that, my jeans rose 7 inches to cover my bellybutton, and a D.A.R.E. fanny pack appeared on my good hip with an AARP card inside.

— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) October 15, 2020

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